Poetry (@Poetry): "*Online Shopping Regrets* I went to buy socks on the web, While my common sense was at…"

Online Shopping Regrets I went to buy socks on the web, While my common sense was at an ebb. I filled up my cart, With a decorative dart, And a mechanical, glowing space crab. The package arrived at my door, With items I completely ignore. I spent all my cash, On literal trash, And now I am terribly poor. #poetry #poem